Tumblr (3.0; @rayrayy)http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/“Here’s all you need to know about men and women: Women are crazy and men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”<br/><br/> - <em>George Carlin (via <a href="http://thelovegangster.tumblr.com/">thelovegangster</a>)</em>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/3442902717http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/3442902717Tue, 22 Feb 2011 06:19:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyt7osZ8En1qboawbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://keresa1995.tumblr.com/post/428210616/reblogged-from">keresa1995</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>reblogged from ________</p> </blockquote>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/428228775http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/428228775Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:06:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kri0vcEwyV1qa6tnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/212744514http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/212744514Wed, 14 Oct 2009 05:54:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krhzyxia0D1qa6tnro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>what it should have been called.</p>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/212736467http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/212736467Wed, 14 Oct 2009 05:35:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krg3pwKULc1qa6tnro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/211835434http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/211835434Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:01:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krenac51TO1qa6tnro1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/211046839http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/211046839Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:08:36 -0400<p><a href="http://taiz313.tumblr.com/post/210993836/bad-domain-names">taiz313</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>All of these are companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread…</p> <ol><li> <b>Who Represents</b> is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is <br/><i><a href="http://www.whorepresents.com/"><a href="http://www.whorepresents.com/">www.whorepresents.com/</a></a></i><br/><br/></li> <li> <b>Experts Exchange</b> is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at <br/><i><a href="http://www.expertsexchange.com/"><a href="http://www.expertsexchange.com/">www.expertsexchange.com/</a></a></i><br/><br/></li> <li>Looking for a pen? Look no further than <b>Pen Island</b> at<br/><i><a href="http://www.penisland.net/"><a href="http://www.penisland.net/">www.penisland.net/</a></a></i><br/><br/></li> <li>Need a therapist? Try <b>Therapist Finder</b> at<br/><i><a href="http://www.therapistfinder.com/"><a href="http://www.therapistfinder.com/">www.therapistfinder.com/</a></a></i><br/><br/></li> <li>There’s the <b>Italian Power Generator</b> company,<br/><i><a href="http://www.powergenitalia.com/"><a href="http://www.powergenitalia.com/">www.powergenitalia.com/</a></a></i><br/><br/></li> <li>And don’t forget the <b>Mole Station Native Nursery</b> in New South Wales,<br/><i><a href="http://www.molestationnursery.com/"><a href="http://www.molestationnursery.com/">www.molestationnursery.com/</a></a></i><br/><br/></li> <li>If you’re looking for <b>IP computer software</b>, there’s always<br/><i><a href="http://www.ipanywhere.com/"><a href="http://www.ipanywhere.com/">www.ipanywhere.com/</a></a></i> </li> </ol></blockquote>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210994815http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210994815Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:35:41 -0400<p>一位小學老師正在向學生解釋「乳」字的含義：乳即是小的意思，比如乳鴿、乳豬等。</p> <p>講解完後，老師要求小明用乳字造句。</p> <p>小明：因為現在房價太高了，所以我家只能買得起５０坪的乳房 。</p> <p>老師冒著冷汗說：「再造一個！」</p> <p>小明：我年紀太小，連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去！</p> <p>老師冷汗如雨下說：「再造一個！」</p> <p>小明：老師我真的想不出來了，我的乳頭都快想破了！</p>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210993230http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210993230Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:32:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krehnbvvx81qa7l32o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://taiz313.tumblr.com/">taiz313</a>)</p>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210983059http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210983059Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:10:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krehke2LDN1qa7l32o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://taiz313.tumblr.com/">taiz313</a>)</p>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210981357http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210981357Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:06:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krehimatBk1qa7l32o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://taiz313.tumblr.com/">taiz313</a>)</p>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210981046http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210981046Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:05:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krehjypxEu1qa6tnro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210980510http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210980510Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:04:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kreecyTuYm1qa6tnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210949705http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210949705Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:55:46 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_210948465" src="http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210948465/audio_player_iframe/rayrayy/tumblr_kree825dEg1qa6tnr?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Frayrayy%2F210948465%2Ftumblr_kree825dEg1qa6tnr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>I Need A Girl - Trey Songz</p>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210948465http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210948465Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:52:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krectw6h9h1qa6tnro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210935438http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210935438Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:22:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krec1i0Xta1qa7l32o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://taiz313.tumblr.com/">taiz313</a>)</p>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210931116http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210931116Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:12:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kre96k8InH1qa6pv7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://youngstaah.tumblr.com/">youngstaah</a>)</p>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210930312http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210930312Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:10:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kre7qffzzn1qa6tnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210888978http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210888978Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:32:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kre7l68pJS1qa6tnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210887582http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210887582Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:29:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kre7jtVkya1qa6tnro1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210887225http://rayrayy.tumblr.com/post/210887225Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:28:41 -0400