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“Here’s all you need to know about men and women: Women are crazy and men are...”
– George Carlin (via thelovegangster)
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Bad Domain Names
taiz313: All of these are companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread… Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com/ Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com/ Looking...
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小學生作句 - "乳"
一位小學老師正在向學生解釋「乳」字的含義:乳即是小的意思,比如乳鴿、乳豬等。 講解完後,老師要求小明用乳字造句。 小明:因為現在房價太高了,所以我家只能買得起50坪的乳房 。 老師冒著冷汗說:「再造一個!」 小明:我年紀太小,連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去! 老師冷汗如雨下說:「再造一個!」 小明:老師我真的想不出來了,我的乳頭都快想破了!
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ListenI Need A Girl - Trey Songz
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ListenWritten On Her - Birdman (remix)
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“We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average...”
– Stephen Hawkings
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“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
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WatchWatch
Sugar Rush - Cash Cash
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