taiz313:

All of these are companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread…

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is
   www.whorepresents.com/
   
   
2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at
   www.expertsexchange.com/
   
   
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
   www.penisland.net/
   
   
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
   www.therapistfinder.com/
   
   
5. There’s the Italian Power Generator company,
   www.powergenitalia.com/
   
   
6. And don’t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,
   www.molestationnursery.com/
   
   
7. If you’re looking for IP computer software, there’s always
   www.ipanywhere.com/

一位小學老師正在向學生解釋「乳」字的含義：乳即是小的意思，比如乳鴿、乳豬等。

講解完後，老師要求小明用乳字造句。

小明：因為現在房價太高了，所以我家只能買得起５０坪的乳房 。

老師冒著冷汗說：「再造一個！」

小明：我年紀太小，連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去！

老師冷汗如雨下說：「再造一個！」

小明：老師我真的想不出來了，我的乳頭都快想破了！